"Junqueira"

I was sitting there planning my next move when I had the Mellendez baby in my hands. I was so excited! But then I heard the door open and close quickly, and that idiot Kauã burst in.

"Malvadeza, everyone's screwed!" Kauã was terrified.

"What the fuck happened? What the hell did you guys do now?" I jumped up from my chair. "Where's that little friend of yours with the baby?"

"So, Malvadeza, the deal flopped!" Kauã looked at me in agony.

"Huh?!" I asked, not understanding.

"Yeah, Malvadeza, Zika is out, it's a mess, it went wrong, it didn't work out, damn it!" My lord, Kauã's vocabulary was an attack on the Portuguese language!

"What exactly went wrong, you worthless bastard?" I asked as I walked toward him.

"So, Elisa grabbed the little crybaby. Then a security guard came after her, and I hit him in the head with a piece of wood. Then we separated, because Elisa thought it would attract less attention. Then none of the hospital doors would open, and they started saying it w