We were sitting in the brunch room at the Social Club. It was our favorite spot. Security guards were scattered around the place, keeping an eye on us, but they gave us privacy to talk. The girls wanted to know every sordid detail of my wedding night. And of course, I was more than happy to share with them how handsome, romantic, and attentive my husband was.

"And you, Mel, how's it been living with Nando?" I asked, but I already knew my friend was happy.

"Oh, Cat, my Nando is a prince!" my fri