Adam's POV

When Helena said that a fat woman had blocked her at the entrance, I imagined someone with maybe ten extra pounds, considering the Smiths' appearance. But what a surprise it was when that woman walked in. She had to weigh around 250 or 260 pounds. If that was the Smiths' daughter, my mother was going to be deeply disappointed. I just hoped she behaved herself. I love making fun of people, but not to their faces. I did have manners, even if it didn't always seem like it.

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