Elaine still huffed indignantly. "Well, she deserved it! It's her own fault for lying, and I exposed her because I care about social justice!"

Jacob sighed. "Nine out of ten net celebs lie, y'know—what's one more liar? And if she makes money, she and my mom would at least have a stable life."

Elaine snorted coolly. "Her? A stable life? The fact that someone up there is dragging his feet with retribution is already mercy to her! And that hag deserves to die. Honestly, your pops should have brou