After some thought, Andrew called the manager to arrange for designated drivers to take both ladies home.

The manager stared at him in shock and disbelief. "Have them driven home? Sir, what are you thinking?"

Andrew was confused. "What do you mean? They're both drunk. Of course, I have to get them home."

The manager continued with exasperation, "You absolutely cannot send these young ladies home. Don't you understand?"

He added, "Two beautiful women getting drunk in front of you—surely