"So this is your future family?" Camille said. "I think I'll pass on Christmas dinner. Imagine having Diana as a sister-in-law forever, especially if she marries that piece of trash. And don't even get me started on the way your future mother-in-law looked at me when I showed up with Caesar. I thought the woman was about to faint."

"Not all of them are like that. Their grandmother is an absolute sweetheart, and you know Caesar's a genuinely nice guy."

"The math still isn't mathing. That's tw