"Actually, speaking for myself, we didn’t have sex in the car. It was just some touching and a really good blowjob…”

"Niall!" Rose shouted at him, exasperated. "What are you two scheming now?"

"We want you to court us. We feel abandoned and used, Rose. You played with our youthful innocence. You were the older one in the relationship, and you were supposed to protect our tender feelings," Niall said, mocking her.

"Right, now you’re children. First of all, put away what’s still pointing at me, b