‘F*ck, I’ve never stolen anything before,’ thought Darryl solemnly.

“Why theft? Thievery is so degrading!” Darryl said sharply. Truth be told, ever since he was young, Darryl despised petty thieves. You have a set of hands and legs, why take something that was not yours?

Megan looked at Darryl defenselessly, she replied, “Do you have any better ideas?”

Darryl smiled slyly, he sized Megan up and said, “How about me attacking a policewoman, or even touching her inappropriately…”

Megan blushed,