Later, he thought, ‘That’s just great timing. In three days, I’ll be participating in the Southern California Business Association competition. I can approach Michigan’s Stoermer family and ask them personally… I can’t just allow myself to lose my virginity in vain, right?’

In other words, since he took her first time, he should find a way to repay it.

Simultaneously, Sven, Chloe, and the rest of us were all going through gastric lavage in the hospital.

Naturally, these people had become cons