“The patriarch of California’s Coleman family has come forth to congratulate your child’s first birthday. I hereby present two lavender jade horses and four sets of gold ornaments!”

“The patriarch of Michigan’s Townsend family has come forth to congratulate your sons and daughters. I hope they will have everlasting peace. I hereby present a luxury manor in Michigan and four limited edition sports cars!”

“The patriarch of Alaska’s Seay family has arrived. I hereby present an island and four yac