Charlie chuckled. "Come on. Quit trying to shovel shit on other countries and make more enemies, when we are dealing with racists who hate us all. Just stick to English since they speak it."

Albert chuckled, "I heard that two hundred years ago, this place was a penal colony for British criminals?"

"That's true," Charlie casually replied. "It was a harsh place—there used to be more kangaroos than people here, and spiders bigger than rabbits. Over 70% of the land is infertile, and your grass won