- I would laugh, but it's not convenient," I said, transporting myself back in time. Someone I know asked me the same question.

- Really? Who was it? Was it your boyfriend?

- No, the sister of a guy I know.

- But he is not your boyfriend.

- Nope, they are just acquaintances - I told him - I met them a short time ago.

- I see, so what did you say to that girl who asked you the same question I asked you.

- I can't drink alcohol all at once, as soon as I swallow it my stomach returns it - I answer